God? You Keeping Track of This Karma?
I didn’t zoom in on this to give you a sense of perspective. It’s not huge, but it seemed enormous to me. This is a corner of my bedroom, and I saw the thing scurrying around as I was in bed reading.
Now I don’t hate spiders. They’re necessary, and natural and all that. I just don’t care to have them around me, especially when it’s one that looks like it could bench press my cat. I trapped him under a cup and slid a piece of paper underneath that, letting him loose outside.