Another no alarm morning. 6:30 rolls around and I just sit right up in bed like someone stuck me in the ass with a fork. It’s not like I try to get up early. This was one of those jolted-awake-can’t-get-back-to-sleep mornings.
So… I stumble into the living room, turn on the television, and pass a yawn-filled hour flipping through news and cartoons.
Most people have separate heart and love lines on their palms. Felix has one big line that spans the width of his entire right palm. He's told that this is "lucky."
As a kid, Felix starred in a television commercial for a toy called "Linkits." He's never seen the toy beyond that day, but can still hear the theme song in his head.
On July 13th, 2002, Felix nearly killed himself when he put a Tombstone pizza in the oven and then promptly fell asleep on the couch for the remainder of the night. He almost won a Darwin Award.
