A "dutch wife" is a masturbation machine.
"To get a tickle" means to carry out a successful crime or deal.
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June 22, 2003
On February 27th, 2006, through a bit of luck and circumstance, Felix met a girl named Liz.
On April 9th, 2008, next to the fountain at the Art Institute of Chicago, Felix proposed to Liz.
On September 12th, 2009, Felix and Liz got married.