I go Christmas shopping. Because I haven’t done ANY shopping yet. 
I’m waking up early, and hitting the stores with a commando type list. I hope to be as surgical as possible. In and out.
Yes, yes. I know. 19.000 other people are thinking the exact same fucking thing. I’m so totally doomed.
Felix has given the Heimlich Manuever not once... but twice, to two different people. He's happy to report that both attempts were successful.
Felix has perfect pitch. If you play a note, he can guess what it is with a pretty decent degree of accuracy. He attributes this skill to learning music at an early age.
Felix has an Adults Only section, featuring racy photos of him in various poses and outfits. If you are 18 or older, you can view them by clicking here.
