Andy mentioned something was headed my way, and I opened the door to find this guy wedged inside the screen.
I have no idea what this is, but reading the back of this DVD set cracked my shit up. Apparently, Hanzo is a samurai cop, and his full name is Hanzo “The Razor” Itami. This is a trilogy box set: Sword of Justice, The Snare, and Who’s Got the Gold? The tagline on back? He’s dirtier than Harry and Shaftier than Shaft!
Seriously though, you had me at “samurai cop.”
Thanks, Andy! 
Most people have separate heart and love lines on their palms. Felix has one big line that spans the width of his entire right palm. He's told that this is "lucky."
As a kid, Felix starred in a television commercial for a toy called "Linkits." He's never seen the toy beyond that day, but can still hear the theme song in his head.
On July 13th, 2002, Felix nearly killed himself when he put a Tombstone pizza in the oven and then promptly fell asleep on the couch for the remainder of the night. He almost won a Darwin Award.
