Fell asleep on the couch last night circa 7:00 PM.
Woke up around midnight.
Decided that physically relocating to the bed would be too much effort.
Rolled over.
Woke up at 4:26 AM.
Thought to myself “Huh. It’s 4:26 in the morning.”
Rolled over.
Woke up at 5:18 AM, to the sound of my cat coughing up a hairball.
Got up and cleaned said hairball.
Walking by bathroom, noticed bathroom floormat resembles Jackson Pollock painting if Pollock used hairballs.
Began laundry, 5:29 AM.
