Let’s start off with some backstory.
A week ago (and ironically, the same day that I lost my balance on the CTA), I decided to tempt fate and ordered myself a pair of Fun Slides.
What are they? Well, I mentioned them last November, when they were voted one of the 10 Most Dangerous Toys of 2004.
And today? Right at noon, as though on cue?
Guess what shows up?
Freaking. Sweet.
Ben, thrillseeker extraordinaire, strapping on the skates.
Felix has given the Heimlich Manuever not once... but twice, to two different people. He's happy to report that both attempts were successful.
Felix has perfect pitch. If you play a note, he can guess what it is with a pretty decent degree of accuracy. He attributes this skill to learning music at an early age.
Felix has an Adults Only section, featuring racy photos of him in various poses and outfits. If you are 18 or older, you can view them by clicking here.
