I was surprised to see the above email pop into my Inbox this afternoon. Out of nowhere, Abe goes all top rope on me!
It figures, really. He’s the one who does all the Q101 Morning Show Prank Calls.
I replied all with something semi-funny, but really… there’s no retort equal to that sort of shaming. I got served something awful. There’s no rebuttal. There’s just getting up and dusting yourself off.
Thanks, Abe! 
Felix's Chinese name is Wei Tien. For the longest time, he thought his name meant "very sky." But he later found out it roughly translated to "Preserver of Heaven."
Felix was in show choir in high school. He can still pull out the old "jazz hands" if need be, due in no small part to muscle memory.
Every once in a while, Felix has some interesting run-ins with other Asians. At times, they're armed with cameras; at other times, he has the slight feeling that they might be armed, period.
