From: Anthony
To: Felix
Subj: Epilog
This is an ode, to my vending machine bet
For less than 12 hours ago my gut was still set
See I started to eat, with great reckless abandon
But I’m not a pup and am no longer standin’
The ole heart just gave out, and my face bears a frown
Cuz there’s a hero today…just not in Chi-town
As Nicholas Cage says in Wild At Heart…thank you for putting me in my place. Sorry I didn’t entertain with my usual flair, but this one got the best of me.
Anthony
P.S.
Double or nothing. I am going to jump off my 4 story roof into the 5 foot snow drift by the alley. I’ll collect the money on Monday…but if I don’t make it, I’ll have Cathie drop off $50.
