Did I mention I’m getting money back? I’m a sucker for waiting this long. Year after year, I’m late getting my taxes done. And all I do is prolong the time it takes for my money to get back into my hands.
No more! Next year will be different. I swear it.
Most people have separate heart and love lines on their palms. Felix has one big line that spans the width of his entire right palm. He's told that this is "lucky."
As a kid, Felix starred in a television commercial for a toy called "Linkits." He's never seen the toy beyond that day, but can still hear the theme song in his head.
On July 13th, 2002, Felix nearly killed himself when he put a Tombstone pizza in the oven and then promptly fell asleep on the couch for the remainder of the night. He almost won a Darwin Award.
