Behold the Walkenator 4000

Some of my coworkers have recently started to piece together their own personal robot: the Walkenator 4000. They seem to have a very selective memory, and I’m the only one who remembers how the Walkenator 3000 went on that horrible, horrible rampage last time. But oh well. They keep telling me it’ll be different this time around. “Don’t worry, it’s fine, we remembered to carry the one this time, etc etc.”