Note to Self: Thoughts on Sequence and Causality

Pausing by the meeting table to slice off a little chocolate? Not a problem.

Slicing off a larger-than-normal chunk of chocolate? Not a problem.

Popping that entire chunk of chocolate into your mouth? Again, not a problem.

The thing of it is? You were originally heading to the bathroom, before you got distracted. The single-occupancy Men’s bathroom. The one that you walked in to. The one that, very obviously, had been occupied by someone else, moments before your arrival.

Remember today, and how terrible that was. Remember how the chocolate in your mouth began to compete with, and ultimately lost to, your nose. Remember how the chocolate prevented you from screaming.

No more eating stuff, before walking into bathrooms. It’s like playing Russian Roulette.

3 Comments

  • hehehe

  • holy s#%t – that’s funny. Sorry about the bathroom :(

  • HAHAHA I am pleased you posted about this olfactory experience!

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