It started with me seeing Allison wearing Bryan’s new hoodie (because she was cold). Seeing those ears from the back cracked me up, so I snuck a picture.
Next thing you knew, we were all trying on Bryan’s stuff.
Fact: when you’re away from this office, everyone else in the office fucks with your stuff. This is nothing new.
Most people have separate heart and love lines on their palms. Felix has one big line that spans the width of his entire right palm. He's told that this is "lucky."
As a kid, Felix starred in a television commercial for a toy called "Linkits." He's never seen the toy beyond that day, but can still hear the theme song in his head.
On July 13th, 2002, Felix nearly killed himself when he put a Tombstone pizza in the oven and then promptly fell asleep on the couch for the remainder of the night. He almost won a Darwin Award.
