Since we’re moving and starting to pack up the office, I’m going to try giving away a few things via this blog.
First up: I have an old Sigmund Freud Action Figure that I bought ages and ages ago. It’s a bit dusty, but otherwise in great condition. Never opened.
If you want it, just write a haiku in the comments area. As a quick refresher, the general form of a haiku is:
Line One: 5 syllables
Line Two: 7 syllables
Line Three: 5 syllables
Here’s a quick example:
Freudian Slips don’t
really exist. Ass any
person who… wait. Crap.
Cutoff for submissions is midnight tonight. Whoever the winner is, I’ll send you Mr. Freud via mail. One psychotherapist for a handful of words… not too shabby!
Related:
Hopefully, Freud Won’t Slip
Are you allowing multiple submissions?? I think this one is the most “Freudian”…”First Kiss”First kiss, but no tongue.Lips pressed firmly together.Firmly. Together.
Freud prescribed cocaineA good friend it drove insaneKill father, bang mom.
Waterfall of locksSmooth hands, pop bottle glasses.Whiskey? Asian flush.
Why, mother? Why not?Here, by the light of the moonLet’s make our copies.
Freudian slip phraseWhen you mean to say one thingBut say your mother.
Mother’s underwear?It’s edible. Oedipalcomplex? It’s complex.
Hadn’t thought of multiple submissions, but I’ll say yes: submit as many as you like.
Sigmund Freud was justA Jew with mommy issues.Who would have thought it?
Here I sit brokenHearted. Paid a nickel, butI only farted.
Nurturing words andtender caresses deludetrue thoughts of a whore.
Alrighty, the window for submissions is officially closed. And it looks like we’ve got nine entrants!
These comments remind me how much I miss anthony!
Ah, Anthony. Check us out back in the day – look how young we were!
I concur! Nobody brings it quite like Anthony.