Lost in Translation

Play with language. Ten times over!

Original: My pencil is very, very big.

Translation: My matita one is very, the very great one.
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Original: I am a beautiful and unique snowflake.

Translation: They are pretty and specific tape.
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Original: I am lord and master of all I survey. Worship me!

Translation: They are getlteman and homemade of everything, that one that examines. It admires!
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Original: purple monkey dishwasher

Translation: Dishwasher-high-red the monkey

Only geeky Simpsons fans will appreciate that one. :)
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Original: What we have here is failure to communicate.

Translation: Which we have here, we must defective be located in the connection.
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Original: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Translation: Include/understand the words, that one leaves my opening?