More Realizations

Some more thoughts I’ve had, as the day’s progressed:

I am now a member of that growing group of people who, on the Internet, have declared themselves to be "currently naked."

I am now one of fourteen people in the world who have cooked catfish while in the nude.

I have technically, strictly by definition, posted a nude picture of myself on the world wide web.

I am now part of the minority (guessing here?) of people who have ever taken pictures of vegetables. While naked.