Archive for April, 2003

Gumby Suit

Mr. Grumpy: that’s awesome, i had a job sort of like that for 5 years at this 76 station…..all we did was invent stupid games and ways to pass the timeMr. Grumpy: lit stuff on fireMr. Grumpy: one day….this was pretty funny…..TS7: hahahaMr. Grumpy: there was this guy who worked on the corner, doing that sign twirling thingMr. Grumpy: he…

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Pong Fu

TS7: I’m laughing out loud…thinking of stuff from my last job:we wanted to shoot a Pong-Fu Movie about "The Kid", who rises to glory against all odds. we had great special effects shots in mind: the ball exploding through a paddle, the ball being hit with so much spin that a shot that looks way out actually goes around the…

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Interview with TS7

Rob: TS7, it’s good to talk to you.TS7: thanks dukey dukes! it’s a pleasure to finally get a chance to talk to you as well!Rob: Well, let’s talk about someone who’s on all of our minds. Portnoy.TS7: Ah yes, the sanguine Portnoy, truly a face that captures the spirit of somnabulism, and the heart of an indomitable cheese pizza.Rob: TS,…

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Reaching for the Heavens

Though I’ve complained for months, the owners of this building have steadfastly refused to installed short-enabling door handles for the vertically-challenged employees here. It’s time to contact my lawyer.

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Last One in the Office Sucks

Well, everyone split. They even turned out the lights, leaving me in the dark! Damn it, I’m short, but not invisible! I installed the series of convex mirrors over my desk for that very purpose! Sigh… Once again, I had to pull out the venerable Robotic Claw Hand to reach the light switch. The daily trip out of the basement,…

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Some Days it Gets to Me

Every so often my lack of stature really irritates me. Today I had to install a program, and I had to put a CD-Rom into my computer. I left my step ladder at home, and no one at the office would give me a boost. To them I say…”eat my short shorts!” I fashioned a crude rope out of Nerd…

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