On that day, if I can persuade him, Felix will…

From: Mike
To: Chris
Cc: Felix
Subj: RE: Sox v. Sox

Wow. OK. If the White Sox win, you have to purchase yourself a White Sox hat (can be a cheap one or a nice one, doesn’t matter – but it has to have their logo and look respectable) and wear it, on your head, in the same manner the players wear them on the field (in other words, you can’t put it around your ankle under your pants or something, and techinically be “wearing it” even though no one can see it) for an entire day of my choosing in the office. On that day, if I can persuade him, Felix will take a picture of you in that hat and post it on his blog.

If the White Sox sweep, you wear the hat for an entire week of my choosing, all day, every day.

Deal?