I possess coins, as well. Let’s embark.
Stumbled across a great collection of horrible, horrible cover letters. Here’s a taste:
… But that’s the past. I’ve given them a year of my life in a minimum security work camp and I’m nearing work release status where I’ll be for the next 15 months or so… I need to connect with open-minded people like myself! My crime was a ‘non-violent, victimless’ one. I’m hoping this letter is reaching people who have or do smoke weed …
More hysterical examples here.