Note to the Overweight Man Wearing the “Hooters” Tank Top
I understand that you’re trying to make us aware of the fact that you’re a manly man – the kind of guy who likes his beer, and likes to have it served by girls with big boobs. I get that. I hear you.
But in reality, all that that shirt’s doing? It’s making us more aware of your boobs.
Your boobs, sir.