David Horvitz Has Some Great Things For Sale

David Horvitz has a fantastic list of things he’ll do for money. My favorite so far:

If you give me $75 I will go see a psychic and ask them for advice on my life. I will tape-record the session and I will mail it to you. If you give me $1,689 I will go see a psychic, ask them where in the whole world I should go to, and then I will go there. I will mail you documentation of this from where ever it is I go to. If you give me $9,999 I will go see a psychic and ask them where I SHOULD NOT go to in the whole world. I will then go there and mail you documentation of it from there.

This is a fantastic idea, and rivals One Red Paperclip in terms of awesomeness. For all the hours I spent talking with my college buddy Jim about get-rich-quick schemes, I’m kicking myself for not coming up with this sooner.

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