Please Chinese MC Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em


Known as HammerXXX, this guy’s version of “U Can’t Touch This” is pretty stellar. And the rest of the guy’s videos are pretty damn terrific, too.

As you’ll soon see, the best part is the mom… who’s just sitting there in the background, quietly absorbed in her work. We can only assume she’s knitting him a new pair of pants.

The money is at 1:43 and 3:09. And similarly awe-inspiring is his version of 2 Legit 2 Quit.

God bless you, Internet, for making such things possible. [via]

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  1. That is one of the best secondary characters ive ever seen…. she needs an award for that

    TJ Reply


  2. I don’t think Hammer himself could dance this long to his own song. I have to give this kid credit, though: he’s already got his mom working on a second pair of jams. He’s SOOOO far ahead of the hipster curve.

    chris Reply


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