Muscle March: Bizarre Japanese Wii Game Featuring Sprinting Bodybuilders, and a Polar Bear

Oh Japan. I never quite understand what you’re thinking. I simply don’t get how your mind works. But I love you for all the wacky stuff you make.

Case in point, the trailer for a game called Muscle March. This looks like a legit game, but if it’s not… I want someone to make it, asap.

How to describe this? You’ll just have to view the video yourself, below. Think of it as a video game version of Human Tetris, but where people and not the wall are moving.

Also, in addition to all the half-naked bodybuilders… there’s a polar bear. Naturally.


We so totally need this game for the Wii in our office.

And in case some of you don’t know what I mean when I refer to Human Tetris, check this out:


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  1. The polar bear is the obvious draw here, but I fell in love with the soundtrack. If you find that and bring it into the office, I swear by all that’s holy I’ll never go home again.

    JVO Reply

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