Haiku Contest: Win a Sigmund Freud Action Figure

Since we’re moving and starting to pack up the office, I’m going to try giving away a few things via this blog.


First up: I have an old Sigmund Freud Action Figure that I bought ages and ages ago. It’s a bit dusty, but otherwise in great condition. Never opened.

If you want it, just write a haiku in the comments area. As a quick refresher, the general form of a haiku is:

Line One: 5 syllables
Line Two: 7 syllables
Line Three: 5 syllables

Here’s a quick example:

Freudian Slips don’t
really exist. Ass any
person who… wait. Crap.

Cutoff for submissions is midnight tonight. Whoever the winner is, I’ll send you Mr. Freud via mail. One psychotherapist for a handful of words… not too shabby!

Related:
Hopefully, Freud Won’t Slip

This Post Has 14 Comments

  1. Are you allowing multiple submissions?? I think this one is the most “Freudian”…”First Kiss”First kiss, but no tongue.Lips pressed firmly together.Firmly. Together.

    admoman Reply


  2. Freud prescribed cocaineA good friend it drove insaneKill father, bang mom.

    bananaman Reply


  3. Waterfall of locksSmooth hands, pop bottle glasses.Whiskey? Asian flush.

    Ben Reply


  4. Why, mother? Why not?Here, by the light of the moonLet’s make our copies.

    Chris Reply


  5. Freudian slip phraseWhen you mean to say one thingBut say your mother.

    Matt Reply


  6. Mother’s underwear?It’s edible. Oedipalcomplex? It’s complex.

    Justin Reply


  7. Hadn’t thought of multiple submissions, but I’ll say yes: submit as many as you like.

    avoision Reply


  8. Sigmund Freud was justA Jew with mommy issues.Who would have thought it?

    Russ Reply


  9. Here I sit brokenHearted. Paid a nickel, butI only farted.

    Anthony Reply


  10. Nurturing words andtender caresses deludetrue thoughts of a whore.

    Anthony Reply


  11. Alrighty, the window for submissions is officially closed. And it looks like we’ve got nine entrants!

    avoision Reply


  12. These comments remind me how much I miss anthony!

    Ben Reply


  13. I concur! Nobody brings it quite like Anthony.

    Justin Reply


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