Not Too Phar Off

Comparing this with the last misspelling of my name, it dawned on me that this is as close as one can get to my name… and still be wrong.

I mean, at least it’s not Filex or Flexis.

Another realization: I recently started using the Starbucks app, and have been placing my orders ahead of time… enabling me to just walk in and pick them up at the counter. With this process, my name is printed out on a label… and there’s no chance for a typo, because it takes my name directly from the app.

While I am growing fond of the efficiency here, I don’t want to lose what I’m learning is a rich, rich source of these misspellings of my name. Maybe it’ll be worth it to wait in line, after all.

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