The Bare Minimum
Spotted this on the way to work, and it had me laughing so hard I had to stop walking.
I imagined someone who felt too lazy to scrape off their entire windshield clean, and just scraped enough so that they could see. It reeked of the bare minimum effort required.
As I was walking away, I wondered if someone had started to clear their windshield, then just gave up because it was too much damn work.
Either way, it felt like a sign of laziness – and it made me smile. The rest of my walk to the train, all I could imagine was someone saying to themselves “Eff it, I’m staying home.”