Phineas the Farmer

Spotted Phineas sitting like this, perfectly motionless, with a small bit of hay sticking out of his mouth.

I was instantly reminded of farmers who chew on a blade of wheat (or is it hay/straw), just kind of resting an arm on their fence and watching the sun set. Usually, Phineas is all about eating hay, but here… he was just still. With that little piece, sticking out of his mouth.

In hindsight, I think he looks more like a street tough with a toothpick hanging out of the corner of his mouth. He’s been waiting in this alley all night for you, and it’s finally time to pay him that money you owe. Or else.

The Hay Sampler
Phineas, King of the Hay
Early Morning Anthropomorphism
Late Night Anthropomorphism

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