Leggo My Anthropomorphic, Cannibalistic Conjoined Eggo Twins

At the grocery store recently, I spotted these guys in the freezer aisle. I guess there was a market research poll or something, and as a result… Eggo Minis are now anthropomorphized.

A closeup shot. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing – the “Maple flavor” sign, which has its own suicidal undertones. Or the fact that each Eggo Mini is a conjoined twin? Or maybe a conjoined quadruplet?

Honestly, the tiny little arms and legs are probably the worst aspect of this. We tend to avoid eating things like insects and bugs because they’re alive; giving these guys eyes and limbs seems to fall into that category. And one can’t help but imagine these tiny arms and legs thrashing about, with every chew.

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