I Ate a Moldy Donut

I don’t think you can spot any mold in this picture, but this is how far into it I got:

At first, I just thought it was a crappy ass donut. Tasted like hell, and I figured it was the preservatives, chemicals, whatever. A bit later, my coworker Mike tells me that the donuts had mold all over them. Apparently, the mold was more visible with donuts that didn’t have frosting. His exact words describing what he saw when separating two donuts: "a sort of Santa Claus type beard."

No vomiting, in case you were wondering. Though I did feel incredibly nauseous once Mike told me. Psychosomatic! I ranted a bit about this, as the donuts were brought in by the boss. He purchased them prior to leaving on a business trip, some NINE DAYS AGO. Call me reactionary, but nine days seems to be pushing it a bit. Trying really hard not to read into the psychology behind this.