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avoision: april fool’s!

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04.01.05

FIRST POST

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stopping by. This is my website and you should totally bookmark it like
RIGHTNOW!!!!!!! I’m going to be making tons of updates here, so you won’t
want to mis out!!!!!!! Check back everyday because you never know when
ther emight be something new here LOLL!!!!!!

 

BUSY DAY

Wow – it’s been
nothing
but work work wrok
today, and hey that’s cool. You know,m cause
it’s like my job and all. But lately I’ve been feeling so stressed out.
Just like THIS GUY RIGHT HERE>>>>>

It’s just so CRAZY
right now! I’ve got all these pages that I have to… you know, put links
on and stuff. And sometimes I have to type stuff out, like LONG stuff.
It’s hard.

 

On the way to Lunch
Today


So I saw this graphic
today, and I started thinking to myslef "What’s up with this cow?"
I mean, first off – cows don’t wear clothes. And second of all – it’s
not like that hula skirt of bannanas is doing anthing to cover up "DOWN
THERE."
You can still totally see it!

 

I think most people
look at this anda re like hey – cows don’t dance. But on looking a bit
closer, it’s funny how nobody says anything about the sunglasses. It’s
like this totally unspoken thing going on. Sure – a cow is dancing is
ab it weird. And it’s the dancing part that people laguh about. But seriously
– sunglases? W.T.F? I
wonder if anyone else notices this besides me?

 

Lunchtime!

ohm ygod I’m SOOOOO
Hungry right now! I’m out for lunch ya’ll. Be back LATER!!!!!!!!!

Ok. So I took some
pictures of today’s lunch (cause, that’s
the sort of thing I do here
). Check it out – it’s sort of sad,
that I killed so many hotdogs today. But oh well, that’s HOW IT GOESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ACtually, I didn’t
eat all that many. I had like 2.

Updates

I went out and took
a lot of pictures yesterday. GO
CHEKC THEM OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

 

E=mc Hawking: A
Brief History of Rhyme

Stop whatever you’re
doing, and watch this thing RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! Ah shit, it’s just too funny.
Stephne Hawking is THE MAN!!!!!!!

Sixteen digitally
remastered tracks from the
Undisputed King of Theoretical Gansta Astrophysics!!!!!!

 

 

Danny’s – this Saturday

This saturday Justin
will be doing an opening DJ gig at Danny’s. And I think that Lesley will
be doing a DJ thinkg there on Sunday as well.

I guess this means
I’ll be drunk all weekend at Danny’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nightclub

by Billy
Collins

 

You are so beautiful
and I am a fool

to be in love
with you

is a theme
that keeps coming up

in songs and
poems.

There seems
to be no room for variation.

I have never
heard anyone sing

I am so beautiful

and you are
a fool to be in love with me,

even though
this notion has surely

crossed the
minds of women and men alike.

You are so
beautiful, too bad you are a fool

is another
one you don’t hear.

Or, you are
a fool to consider me beautiful.

That one you
will never hear, guaranteed.

 

 

For no particular
reason this afternoon

I am listening
to Johnny Hartman

whose dark
voice can curl around

the concepts
of love, beauty, and foolishness

like no one
else’s can.

It feels like
smoke curling from a cigarette

someone left
burning on a baby grand piano

around three
o’clock in the morning;

smoke that
billows up into the bright lights

while out
there in the darkness

some of the
beautiful fools have gathered

around little
tables to listen,

some with
their eyes closed,

others leaning
forward into the music

as if it were
holding them up,

or twirling
the loose ice in a glass,

slipping by
degrees into a rhythmic dream.

Yes, there
is all this foolish beauty,

borne beyond
midnight,

that has no
desire to go home,

especially
now when everyone in the room

is watching
the large man with the tenor sax

that hangs
from his neck like a golden fish.

He moves forward
to the edge of the stage

and hands
the instrument down to me

and nods that
I should play.

So I put the
mouthpiece to my lips

and blow into
it with all my living breath.

We are all
so foolish,

my long bebop
solo begins by saying,

so damn foolish

we have become
beautiful without even knowing it.

 

 


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