Hysterical & Unsettling

Got this text message late in the day yesterday, from rypunked.

My question is: why can’t people see my 60-year old millionaire dopplegänger, as he’s walking by, blowing his nose with $100 bills?

Last night, hanging out with Justin, we saw a guy at Filter who could count as my dopplegänger: asian, long hair, glasses, facial hair. Seems like there are more and more of us asians with long hair, roaming around.

At the end of the day though, there can only be one.

Er. Two.