Juliet Confesses to Blog Envy

juliet: okay, i want to confess a small but odd thing to you
Portnoy: I’m here – shoot
juliet: okay, you know how you reproduce some IM conversations you have into your blog?
Portnoy: yes?
juliet: well, i’m always sort of conscious of that, and if i fail to see a portion of one of our conversations reproduced there, a tiny part of me goes, “damn, not cool enough.”
juliet: or “damn, didn’t make felix laugh hard enough.”
Portnoy: ROFL
Portnoy: seriously?
juliet: seriously
Portnoy: hehehe – would it make you happy if I put this on the blog?
Portnoy: Cause it’s pretty much perfect.
juliet: it’s kind of the same kind of thing, i think, when people learn they’re talking to poets
juliet: oh, now you’re just trying to make me feel better
Portnoy: But what about fiction writers?
Portnoy: Where’s the short story that involves Felix?
Portnoy: Hmmmm?
juliet:I WROTE THE SHORT STORY ABOUT FELIX
Portnoy: ?
juliet: don’t you remember? the bank robbery with jackie chan?
Portnoy: Was there nudity in this story? If everyone’s clothed, I tend to just blank things out.
juliet: lol
juliet: now YOU’RE trying to make the blog
Portnoy: This is SO going in the blog.
juliet: naked naked naked naked naked nudity naked
Portnoy: EVEN BETTER – MY RATINGS ARE GONNA SOAR
juliet: sex sex dirty sex
juliet: your fame is assured