For Future Reference

When you go to the kitchen, where you’ve kept all the lights turned off so that no one can see inside… when you go in there to grab a bottle of Bass from the fridge, remember one thing:

It really makes no difference if you crouch down when that fridge light pops on. Understandably, you don’t want people to see you and think you’re some kind of freak. Pause for a moment, and really reflect on the current situation.

You’re worried people might think you’re a freak. While you’re in the kitchen. Crouched in front of the fridge. Clutching a bottle of beer. Naked.