Like A Pirate Except

From: Juliet
To: Felix
Subj: toe story

Hi Felix.

Last night I broke my toe.
It was sticking out sideways from my foot.
It looked sort of like this:

One of the nurses asked me, ìAre you sure you werenít on drugs when you kicked the chair?î

The doctor taped my pinkie toe to the one next to it, gave me ibuprofen and vicodin, strapped a velcro hard-sole booty on my foot, and sent me home. I now walk like a pirate except with a lame-ass hospital sandal.

How are you?

–Juliet