You Magnificent bastard! I salute you!

Ben, I have two words for you: ROCK. STAR.

In an impressive display of willpower and determination, Ben put down all six sandwiches within the alloted hour. And more than that, he kept them down!

I love how, in the video, you can see his progress visibly slow. He threw down 4 sandwiches in like 20 minutes, but that last one was just way painful to watch. He cut the sandwich into fourths. Then eights. Then sixteenths.

One of my favorite moments in the video is near the end, when Ben busts out a pencil and some paper, so he can calculate a schedule for how much he needs to eat in the remaining minutes.

Truly, he is a king among men. And, let us not forget… the newly crowned Lord and Master™.