Bacchus Frowns Upon Me

Why? What did I do to fall out of your favor, oh great one?

I woke up super early this morning, wanting to get a jump on the day. Around 8 AM, I headed out the door to go to the grocery store and pick up food for the week. Normally, I hate shopping – I always feel like I could be spending my time more effectively elsewhere, doing anything else. So – I decide to do it early, and I’ll benefit since it’ll get me out of bed.

When I walk to my car, this is what find:

I get in, drive to the store, get what I need, drive home. I drop off my groceries, and come back down with a whole assload of paper towels. I then spend the next twenty minutes chiseling this crap off my door.

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww.