This Is Just Asking For Trouble

I’m amazed that this product even exists. On the commercial, it was touted as some sort of "Easy Bake Oven," and the cookies you could make looked fantastic. Only at the end of the commercial did they say something to the effect of

… and your friends can bake delicious looking cookies. Warning: Cookies are not edible.

Why would any kid want to make fake cookies? This seems like a terribly hurtful gift to give any child. Go through all that trouble, just to revel in your artistry? Spend time creating things just the right way, but there’s no function? No use?

I mean hell, what if I were to do something that had no purpose, just for show? What if I started writing all my thoughts down, no matter how idiotic, and distributed them to everyone I could? Even to people I didn’t know? Every day, I’d just mentally vomit out whatever was on my mind, and…

and…

uh…

*looks around*

I… I need to go now.