7:00 PM – 5:29 AM

Fell asleep on the couch last night circa 7:00 PM.

Woke up around midnight.

Decided that physically relocating to the bed would be too much effort.

Rolled over.

Woke up at 4:26 AM.

Thought to myself “Huh. It’s 4:26 in the morning.”

Rolled over.

Woke up at 5:18 AM, to the sound of my cat coughing up a hairball.

Got up and cleaned said hairball.

Walking by bathroom, noticed bathroom floormat resembles Jackson Pollock painting if Pollock used hairballs.

Began laundry, 5:29 AM.