Call me lord and master

Played a bit of poker after work today, with Ben and Chris. And guess what?

Yours truly became the first successful FOUR TIME defending champion of the Lord and Master Stein™.

At the end, it was me and Ben going heads-up. In two instances today, he took a bad beat when he clearly should have won. On the final hand, he had two pair while I had nothing… and I landed a King on the River to make a straight. Awful and fantastic, all rolled into one.

I feel like I’m currently riding some amazing streak of luck. Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket or something tomorrow.

Mmmmm. Lord and Master. It sort of just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?

My coworkers are gonna hate me tomorrow.