Archive for June, 2003

Ninjai Returns

Ninjai is an ongoing online story I’ve been following for a while. Abruptly, some few months back, they got too popular for their own good and had to go searching for different hosting options. I was looking around shockwave.com today, and came across the new Ninjai home. I’m not crazy about the first few (they…

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Fuck You, I Win

I went to the store tonight, and picked up an AC unit. Heavy fucker, and had some difficulties getting it into my car. I got it into the trunk, only to find that it wouldn’t close. Pulled it out and tried to load it into the back seat – door wouldn’t open wide enough. I…

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Greetings, Programs!

Last night, I had a great conversation with Alex about art, and our mutual aesthetics. We talked about about Matthew Barney (who I will talk at GREAT length about, just at a later time… I’ve got so much, so very much rage about his stuff). Alex and I hit on culture as an unescapable point…

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I Seem To Only Like Sad Poems

Tonight, I got a call from Justin asking if I could help him out in selecting some appropriate text for Kent and Christine’s wedding. The more I looked around, the more sad and depressing poems I found. Next thing I know, I’m suddenly angry at myself – for not writing more, for not knowing more…

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FYI

A "dutch wife" is a masturbation machine. "To get a tickle" means to carry out a successful crime or deal.

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Ballsdurdash, Images

The rest of the night was like this – geeky word games in the dark. We came across such phrases as "Russian High," "Jersey Side of the Snatch Play," "To Open a Keg of Nails" and "Russian Salad Party." Fun times, fun times. :)

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To Get A Tickle

Possible definitions include: 1) To drink for purposes of inducing arousal2) To carry out a successful crime or deal3) To receive foreplay4) A sense which horse will win the race5) To snort cocaine6) To procure the services of a prostitute7) To feel the first effects of alcohol

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Dutch Wife

Possible definitions include: 1) Sex between two men and one woman2) A roommate in a lumber camp3) An inflateable sex toy4) A temptress looking only for marriage or security5) A masturbation machines6) A woman who farts in bed7) A boyfriend

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Ballsdurdash

I got invited over to Justin’s to play a game of Ballsdurdash. This is a game that my friends made up, involving the Slang Dictionary. Basically it’s like Balderdash, but with a twist. Each round, one person picks a word or phrase from this big Slang Dictionary (a really great book, incidentally) and announces it…

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Guilty Secret #12

I spent all day yesterday roaming around the apartment with taped-up glasses – mainly because I didn’t want to leave my place to go get them fixed.

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Nerd++

So my glasses broke. And, seeing how I tried taking apart several electronic objects around the apartment to find a replacement screw (with no luck), I ended up having to tape the damn thing so I could see. Made my way to a place that I thought had an eye glasses store, hoping they could…

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To Get A Tickle

Possible definitions include: 1) To drink for purposes of inducing arousal2) To carry out a successful crime or deal3) To receive foreplay4) A sense which horse will win the race5) To snort cocaine6) To procure the services of a prostitute7) To feel the first effects of alcohol

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Dutch Wife

Possible definitions include: 1) Sex between two men and one woman2) A roommate in a lumber camp3) An inflateable sex toy4) A temptress looking only for marriage or security5) A masturbation machines6) A woman who farts in bed7) A boyfriend

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UltraCrib: The Giveaway

Upstairs, in the finalist’s area. I tried to get some pics up here, but it was just crowded and dark. Free food for everyone who qualified, and some nice monitors going with all the UltraCrib images. Stairway shot of the bar, south side. I was trying to get all the monitors. Looking upstairs, to where…

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