XTZ, God, and Mr. Grumpy

Mr. Grumpy: have you ever had XTZ tea?
Mr. Grumpy: now THAT stuff is addicting
Portnoy: Can’t say that I have.
Mr. Grumpy: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/caffeine/3616.shtml
Mr. Grumpy: have i told you about this before?
Portnoy: No. But I’ve seen it before.
Mr. Grumpy: we used to sell that at the coffee shop i worked in…
Portnoy: How is it?
Mr. Grumpy: one night i drank about 10
Portnoy: lol
Portnoy: ANY story that opens like that is gonna be good.
Mr. Grumpy: went home after my shift, hallucinated midgets hiding in the bushes outside waiting for me
Portnoy: ROFL
Mr. Grumpy: got scared and went in the back way…..
Mr. Grumpy: laid down on my bed and stared at the ceiling until 4pm the next evening
Mr. Grumpy: thought my heart would burst
Mr. Grumpy: saw god
Mr. Grumpy: he was drinking XTZ tea

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