Late Night Phonecall From The Columbus Crew

Around 12:30 AM, the phone rings. When I pick up, I hear a drunken Juliet saying hello, with much noise and mirth in the background. Over the next 15 minutes, I’m invited to a New Year’s party by Jesseca, I talk to someone I may have met three years ago, and I hear one of Akhim’s fantasies (involving elves and chocolate). There were tons of people on the phone, all at once, and the talking got a little messy/confusing at times.

Here are some juicy quotations, that I managed to copy down during the call:

Felix, do you hate it when we call you like this?

Don’t put this in the blog!

in the background (that’s going in the blog!)

Matt just showed me his ass.

My favorite Shakespearean quote is “Frailty, thy name is woman.”

My favorite quote is “Akhim, get off the fucking phone!”

There’s plenty of ample space between Matt’s thighs.

Salsa dancing is fun.

ahahahah! You guys rock!