Posts Tagged "anthropomorphism"

The New Pancakes at Denny’s

Although when I stop and stare at this thing, he doesn’t really seem to be encouraging people to eat pancakes. He seems more like a suicidal pancake, particularly if you notice that he’s holding a small cup of syrup in his left hand. It’s poised above his head in a kind of threatening manner. You can almost hear him say “Stay back, man! Don’t come any closer! I’ll do it! If you come any closer, I swear I’ll do it!”

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Cream Off 2013: A New Workplace, A New Challenge

Two coworkers (Alex and our boss Ann) got into a discussion a few weeks ago about who could consume the most milk. They went back and forth a few times, with the subject matter shifting from milk to heavy cream to butter. I think they landed on Half and Half, but I’m not 100% on this.

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Early Morning Anthropomorphism

Each morning, in addition to serving up Baxter her greens, I throw in an ample amount of hay as part of her breakfast. Recently, we got a new brand of hay. And every morning, as I’m reaching for the bag, I run through the same, silly little scenario in my head. First off, I imagine that I’m a Dr. Dolittle…

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