Existential, Anthropomorphic Consumerism

Spotted this, and it got me thinking about consumerism. And then a beat later… anthropomorphism.

I also started to play around with the wording a little bit. I know Amazon means this to be a kind of connective, “we’re all in this together” message. But I started to think of other phrases:

“Because of you, I’m empty inside.”
“Because of you, I have nothing left in me.”
“You have taken everything away from me.”

And so on.

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